Topic: RIP Xbox 360 :(

Today, February 4th, 2010, my Xbox 360 Elite passed away. He was 3 years old. Surviving him are his hard drive, his controller, his father Original Xbox, a brand new set of Turtle Beach X1's, and many games. An autopsy determined the cause of death to be the "Red Ring of Death," most likely caused by the hundreds of hours of faithful service he put into playing games.

In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you please send letters of complaint to Microsoft's Quality Control department.

Xbox 360 Elite - RIP
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My condolences...

I'm waiting for my open tray error to turn into full on hardwre failure so I may be joining you in mourning soon.

RIP Ameer's Xbox.

*sheds a tear*

*drinks a beer*

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Damn that sucks. What do you plan on doing?

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Still technically under Microsofts extended 3 year warranty for Red Rings so probably have it repaired. I just don't know how long it's gonna take and that's why I'm pretty pissed about it. Anyone have any experience with the overall length of time?

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Mine red ringed a long time ago and it took about 2 weeks. I've heard people waiting up to a month though.

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That's reasonable do they send a box for you to put it in? Also, do they send the same 360 or a refurb unit?

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When I sent it (probably 2 years ago) they sent me a box with a return label and I put my 360 in the box, called UPS and they picked it up. 2 weeks later I got a refurb.

I heard you need to pay for shipping these days.

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They'll send you a box and pay for shipping, but you need to ask. Mine took 2 weeks, but they comped me a month of Live.

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Mine took exactly one week. I'm near a repair center, though. I printed a label off their site and put it in my own box, dropped it off at the UPS store, and got a new one (well, refurbished) the same day the next week.

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Dave, call Microsoft so I can have my fucking 360 back! BioShock 2 is coming out and if I don't have it by then, I am taking it back without asking.

Not that he posts anymore so he won't read this.

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LOL I was thinking that before I read the last sentence. And yes, Bioshock 2 is going to be great.

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Mass Erect 2 is waaaaaay better than Bioshock 2.

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Mass Erect 2

Better than Viagra, Longer Lasting Than Cialis!

Ask you doctor today.

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lol I can't tell if that was an intentional typo or if you were just tired.

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(Referring to Javolis's post)

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Why Dpark anyways?  And Javolis...can't figure that one out either.

Why CheesyBread?  It's tasty.

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Best typo ever.


I remember Javolis telling the story of his name a long time ago, but I can't really remember it. I just know that the J is pronounced like an H.

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Havolis.

Have a list...

OMG A DEATH LIST...JAV WILL KILL US ALL!

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Dpark was a nickname I had in 8th grade when a substitute teacher asked my what my name was and I said David Parker. My friends started calling me "Dpark" and around that time I joined the forums. Outside of here, no one has referred to me as such in years.

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That's pretty funny. She believed you?

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It was a he and yeah...Really funny stuff the whole class was containing their laughter. We didn't take attendance or anything in junior high because it was the group of kids all day in each class.

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David Parker is not a bad one to come up with.  I used to say stupid ones like Frederick and they knew right away.

My friends and I occasionally traded names when we had substitutes.

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If you saw me you'd see how David Parker would be very hard to believe...I look more like an Ameer than a David that's what made it so humorous.

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I saw you before, I remembered what you look like.  I see many ethnic people with (for lack of a better term) "normal" or westernized names.  I know a Chinese guy named Dave Jim.  Yes, Dave Jim.

But yeah, you're right.  I would have said Abdul or something.

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I know a lot of Chinese people go by a western name; my friend Mingtak goes by Matt.

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They should be more proud of their heritage.  Then again some of the names...a white person would make a fool of themselves trying to pronounce them.

My girlfriend's last name was originally something REALLY Native, I wouldn't even know how to spell it.

We have quite a few native reservations in the immediate area around here.  Some of our stop signs are exclusively in Mi'Kmaq (micmac) in the areas around reservations.  They sell cheap gas, smokes, and fireworks so they're a very popular and well established people around here.

They also clean out all the salvia from the headshops whenever it comes in.  Part of their religion or something.  Good luck with that.  Anyone ever smoke salvia?

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A bunch of my friends have smoked it.  I never bothered trying, although apparently it doesn't last very long.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
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It's five minutes or so of what I would descibe as a hallucinatory psychosis.  I tried it a few times and hated it.  I split on a bag of 25x extract I think it was...just to see what this new legal experience I had read so much about would be like.  It was like 30 dollars and I was a teenager so it wasn't cheap.  The first hit I took just turned my vision into a "psychedelic soup" and I had no idea which way was up.  My face felt like it was being pushed in like on a roller coaster and my jaw felt like it was made of wood with screws stuck in it (presumably my teeth).  I freaked out and screamed for about 2 minutes and sorta tried to shake it off and come out of it.  My friend then smoked his hit and for some reason went down to the fridge (don't know how he pulled that off) and tore off a stick of celery and came back up while proceeding to eat it in front of me with this retarded grin on his face.  This freaked me out even worse I was just kept bruying my face in a pillow while pleading with him to stop eating the celery, that he was scaring me.  LOL!

After that I didn't want any more, but, as I said, it cost 30 dollars so we decided to finish it up.  I insisted we go outside into the woods so we didn't alert my parents by screaming and freaking out and losing control.  So we did and it was cold out so that made the experience even more terrifying.  I kept trying to stand up but I couldn't understand the concept of "ice is slippery" and just kept falling down and pretending to have a good time until it was gone.  A waste of money.  I was scared the whole time and thought I'd never regain control or never come out of it.  (You literally lose all control, you can't walk or talk correctly.  There are some hilarious vids on Youtube.)  Not recommended.

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Good old Geekpub where conversations about a dead Xbox 360 transform into an elaborate relaying of a salvia trip. I wouldn't have it any other way. up

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LOL I'm glad you understand, prince.  Seriously I pulled a total Friedland there.

So back on topic, my launch model died in about 2008 and I ripped out the HD and controllers and bought the Arcade model.  That one now has an increasingly hard-to-fix open tray error that I'm sure will transform into RRoD someday soon.  I'm really scared about it.  I actually put off playing games because I figure "tonight's the night" and I hesistate to buy games because I don't know if I'll be able to revive the Xbox when I get it home.

So when are you getting another one?

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already did...Didn't feel like waiting to get it fixed but I'll still have a refurb sent by microsoft and sell it.

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Smart.

The only thing I ever had break and be replaced under warranty was a blood pressure machine.  Fun huh?

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CheesyBread wrote:

They should be more proud of their heritage.  Then again some of the names...a white person would make a fool of themselves trying to pronounce them.

It's definitely the pronunciation, not lack of pride in their heritage. The friend I'm talking about is in China again right now; He just doesn't like having his name butchered when he's here.

I understand it, my last name used to be spelled Chini. Be honest, you want to pronounce it Cheenee—which is why it's been spelled Keeny for a few generations. Though I have less pride in that side of my heritage (Austrian) and more in my Cornish heritage, but only because I grew up learning about the latter more than the former. To be honest, my branch of the family was adopted into the Keeny family and we have no idea who the father of our line is, so I guess it's okay I don't identify with that bit of heritage as much. Though, that was all 6 generations back, so you know, anybody that REALLY cared about it is dead; we're Keenys as far as anyone is concerned.

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Yeah, I really wanna say Cheenee.  You're absolutely right.

My middle name is Juozas.  Many people say "jew-oh-zis" or "woe's ass" or something like that.  It's more like "yo-zus" or "yuh-zus."  Lithuanian.  My last name (as far as I'm concerned since I don't talk to my father) is Sodys, pronounced "so-deese."  I know all about name butchering.

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I thought your last name was Vickers or something.

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Juozas is his middle name.

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Javolis wrote:

Juozas is his middle name.

CheesyBread wrote:

My middle name is Juozas.  Many people say "jew-oh-zis" or "woe's ass" or something like that.  It's more like "yo-zus" or "yuh-zus."  Lithuanian.  My last name (as far as I'm concerned since I don't talk to my father) is Sodys, pronounced "so-deese."  I know all about name butchering.

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Dude, you must have some sort of memory on you.  I mean, I have never written "Vickers" on this site since I joined and you still remembered.  Awww...my little clarky boy missed Evie.

But yeah my last name is officially Vickers but I'm changing it to Sodys (my mother's last name since the divorce...and before the marriage) because I despise my father.  I will make a pity party thread about the details later in the Help boards.  But I went by Vickers when I was on FXB and I can't believe even one guy remembered.

I'm Vickers for now until I come up with the money to change my name and I may decide to not go though with it...but right now that's the plan.  But all my documentation like I.D., diplomas, birth certificate say Vickers.  Sodys is cooler.

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Wow you're dad must be quite the ass to warrant a name change.

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I always thought your last name was Vickers...

I guess I was right.

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I might as well give you the rundown on what warrants the name change.  Sorry to rape your thread again though Ameer.

Well before my first detox trip when I was 19 we hadn't spoken over something stupid like I don't ever call him anymore but I figure the phone works both ways.  Then when I went into there he came to visit me and acted all worried about me.  Then we started going out to lunch and dinner and having a beer on occasion for a year or two until my second detox admission this past september.  A few days before I went there I got on the phone with him and requested my child support check (I was in bad shape but he didn't know) but said I wouldn't be able to make it to lunch to pick it up ( as had been our ritual for him handing me the check...which he hated doing because he thinks I should be working 3 jobs and going to school at once.)  He lost it (as he usually does since he's an alcoholic and a psycho) and told me that he's not going to be my ATM anymore, even though the court had ordered him to pay me this money, so I told him to go fuck himself and hung up in his ear.

Few days later I was in major withdrawal and went crazy, broke down and asked for help (hit rock bottom you might say).  I went to treatment and have been clean since September and he refuses to give me the rest of the child support he skipped out on (almost 1000 dollars worth) and wont have anything to do with me since I "probably overdosed" and am "probably on needles."  He's also a major alcoholic (drink a six pack before driving to work type of alcoholic), a pill addict, physically and mentally abusive to my mother and I, and basically a sick fuck (you probably know what I'm getting at.)

But therapy is helping and he will have to pay one of these days.  That's my dad.

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Wow, sorry to hear that man.

Seems like things are going a little better now then they were before though, at least you're all cleared up.

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Thanks man, don't be sorry. There are more kids than me with shittier dads than I had. But yeah regardless of that situation everything is working out for the best. Got my diploma in the mail today so I'm excited about that. I'll post a pic later.

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Glad you're clean. Well, except for weed.

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I've never really been able to be the type of person that "enjoys" smoking weed. I smoke it every now and then, for instance at a party I may take a couple hits after I've been drinking... But I've never really cared to just get high. The couple times I've actually just smoked to get high, I end up wanting to be by myself, chill, watch tv, and go to sleep.

To each his own, I guess I'm saving myself a lot of money by not smoking weed all the time, but it's something that I'd never be willing to spend my own money on. I'd much rather buy some beer or go out and have a good time with some friends drinking.

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Thanks Clarky. I know it is a pitfall and a waste of money but it keeps me away from the hard stuff and it's actually cheaper than cigarettes. It also isn't harming my body the way opiates did. I know it's a justification but I'm doing good. Over 160 days baby!

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I wish I was like you Erik. Although I don't drink a whole lot except for tonight and tomorrow because tomorrow's my BEEEE-DAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!11!!1!1!!1!1!1111!!!

So I'm drunk as you can probably tell.

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I've been drinking a couple beers playing Forza 3. Just ate a shit ton of nachos, I'm probably gonna hit the hay before too long, gotta get up at 5 AM and start snow removal.

We got another 10" today, and it's still snowing :banghead:

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I would've never guessed it snows that much in Arkansas.

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It usually doesn't haha.

We've had a pretty rough year this far in snow. Keep in mind, I live in northern Arkansas, right dead center. About 15 minutes from Missouri. Still though, it shouldn't snow this much.

Thing is, we'll have 2-3 days where it stays below freezing, then it usually gets back up in the mid 30's. Although the first big snow we got (big for us anyways) was 6", and that whole week it stayed around 5-10 degrees. So that stuck around for a while.

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hoping it snows all night but my school never has snow days even if I have to dig my car out to get to school... sad

High schools close so much more.

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Being that we're a pretty small community college (maybe 3k students), our college pretty much just closes when the public school do.

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Burf-day sex...burf-day sex....ooOoooOOouuUUuuuu!

We haven't had one cancellation this winter.

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I've missed five days of class this semester.

Not that I care, because the semester is over on the same day no matter what. Booya!

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