Topic: The new randomness

Consider this a sequel to the forum is dead thread.

Post your random shite in here, and enjoy the chaos.

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Chuck Norris has now been officially replaced by a Guild Wars character named Suitcase Williams. Suitcase Williams is the new reason the moon doesnt collide with the earth. Cause the moon is afraid of Suitcase Williams.

It has been rumored that Suitcase Williams is infact Chuck Norris playing Guild Wars.  chuck

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Just a steel-town girl on a Saturday night looking for the fight of my life.

In the real-time world no one sees me at all, they all think I'm crazy!

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The tussin the tussin.

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zip zop zoobidy bop

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Dpark wrote:

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Quit spamming, college boy


ken

toejam  earl

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Heres a fun fact!

Most of the time i come here, I dont have my pants on!

Want to know another fun fact?!

Pun Intended!

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woah...

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Japander wrote:

Heres a fun fact!

Most of the time i come here, I dont have my pants on!

Want to know another fun fact?!

Pun Intended!

Lolz0rz! Pix plzzz!!!111!!!!!one1!!

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Japander wrote:

Heres a fun fact!

Most of the time i come here, I dont have my pants on!

Want to know another fun fact?!

Pun Intended!

Too much booze...

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Heres a fun fact!

My name is Mr. Solidus!

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Mr. Solidus wrote:

Heres a fun fact!

My name is Mr. Solidus!

YOU LIE!

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Fun Fact:

The third episode of The No Life Show is available for download now. Go get it. Me and my friends put good work into the show and we need an audience.

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Talkc wrote:

Fun Fact:

The third episode of The No Life Show is available for download now. Go get it. Me and my friends put good work into the show and we need an audience.

HAHAHA... WORK!

Work he says.

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Where is it so I can upload it?

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It is in the no life show thread Jas. On Rapidshare and waiting.

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Talkc wrote:

Fun Fact:

The third episode of The No Life Show is available for download now. Go get it. Me and my friends put good work into the show and we need an audience.

Fun Fact:

Its my friends and I.

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Fun Fact:

That needs to be a smilie.

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Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save your husband's arm. Where would you like it sent?

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Okay, here comes a funny quote right out of my own family.

"Boy, I'm just a big rubber these days"

For some context, we all just got back from Red Rock (a river canyon in SoCal) and we are all sun-burned, so we are putting Aloe Vera gel on ourselves. My sister ended up doing everybody's backs, and then she just dropped that line.

She didn't realise what she had said, then my dad pointed it out about 5 seconds later. Everybody laughed for about 2 straight minutes.

Okay, maybe it's not really that funny, but I LIKED IT. YOU BETTER LIKE IT TOO DAMMIT!

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yvan eht nioj

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How old is your sister?

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BriGuy wrote:

How old is your sister?

More importantly is she hot?

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v3rtigo wrote:
BriGuy wrote:

How old is your sister?

More importantly is she hot?

lol

Whenever I tell people I have a twin sister, their first reaction is always the same. It goes like this.

Me: "Yeah, I have a twin sister."

Person: "Really?"

Me: "Yep."

Person: "Is she hot?"

Me: <_<
       >_>
       <_<

And then I walk away or just change the subject.

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Twins are cool. Cause you get to share birthdays and stuff.

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BriGuy wrote:
v3rtigo wrote:
BriGuy wrote:

How old is your sister?

More importantly is she hot?

lol

Whenever I tell people I have a twin sister, their first reaction is always the same. It goes like this.

Me: "Yeah, I have a twin sister."

Person: "Really?"

Me: "Yep."

Person: "Is she hot?"

Me: <_<
       >_>
       <_<

And then I walk away or just change the subject.

I find your lack of pics disturbing.

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So uh, where the weed at?

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Out in the garden. I'll get the gloves.

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I downloaded the Sailor Moon theme song, i forgot how cool that song was.

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Fighting Evil By Moonlight! Winning Love By Daylight!

Never forgot those lyrics.

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MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

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Japander wrote:
BriGuy wrote:
v3rtigo wrote:

More importantly is she hot?

lol

Whenever I tell people I have a twin sister, their first reaction is always the same. It goes like this.

Me: "Yeah, I have a twin sister."

Person: "Really?"

Me: "Yep."

Person: "Is she hot?"

Me: <_<
       >_>
       <_<

And then I walk away or just change the subject.

I find your lack of pics disturbing.

I dont think that ive actually ever expected a yes on that question

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Talkc wrote:

Fighting Evil By Moonlight! Winning Love By Daylight!

Never forgot those lyrics.

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MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

That is AWESOME! chuck  fonzie

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Uuuuuggghhh!!! SALESMEN!

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My dad says the day I was scheduled to be born, the movie "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" was released. But I was two weeks late so they were still able to see the movie.

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You know I saw that on a show one time Jasoco... it was ... Almost interesting. ( You might get that if you are a fan of Beavers that are Angry )

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Pee Wee's Playhouse

Coming to [adult swim] on July 10th @11PM.

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Yea i know. Im happy about it.

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this is pretty funny!

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I have something to admit to all of you.

Ive been stroking it to my DS Lite. Its just too damn sexy.

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Talkc wrote:

I have something to admit to all of you.

Ive been stroking it to my DS Lite. Its just too damn sexy.

Frankly, I'm surprised you haven't been trying to use the power port as a glory hole.

wink

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Its way too small ( and filled with plastic ) to be a glory hole.

But i have been writing obscene messages to myself in Picto Chat.

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the first thing I did when a friend of mine showed me his DS was draw a penis, so I guess I could relate to that.

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Ive been drawing little pixelated ladies having lesbian threesomes . Its really HAWT!

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I've been working on a primitive collision prevention system in TNT Basic. It works for the most part until the "robot" gets stuck inside the wall.

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You ought to come on to Teamspeak sometime Jas. Pm me and see what we can get going.

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I would but I have no sort of microphone type thingy at all. I have no LIVE. I have no mic on my compy. I could type what I want to say, tell OS X to turn it into speech, capture that as an MP3 and upload it to the site where you can play it into the mic on your end and I could be sort of a Stephen Hawking type member...

Or not.

Either way, I have not the means to do such things.

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About typing what you say and turning it into speech. If you want to contribute a short message to the show in the stephen hawking voice , feel free to do so. I would love that. I take anything i can get my hands on.

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Come on in, & pull yourself up a chair (like chairry!)
Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair!
Pee-wee's so excited,
'cause all his friends have been invited (that's you!)
To go wacky, at pee-wee's playhouse!

There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from puppetland (what's that?)
Dirty dog, cool cat, & chicky baby are the puppet band (yeah!)
He's got a couple of talkin' fish,
And a genie who'll grant a wish -
Golly, it's cuckoo at pee-wee's playhouse!

Globey's spinnin', mr. window's grinnin',
'cause pterri's flyin' by (hello!)
The flowers are singin', the picture phone is ringin',
And the dinosaur family goes, "hi!"
Mr. kite's soarin', conky's still a snorin',
There's the flashing magic screen.
The cowntess is so classy, randy's kinda sassy
A nuttier establishment you've never seen!
Spend the day with pee-wee & you'll see what we mean! (come on!)

Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'! (wake up!)
'cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen
Now we've given you fair warnin'!
It's gonna be that kind of mornin'
For bein' wacky!
For getting nutty!
Golly, it's cuckoo!
At pee-wee's playhouse!

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That sign lies.

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Only partially.

Remove the "THE" and it is completely accurate.

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I'm randomly bumping this thread..

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Right... so im out pimping the other night and one of my ho's comes up to me. And I swear to god the bitch doesnt have my money. Now... i love my ho's, dont get me wrong, but sometimes they just ask for the back of my pimp hand. Now usually i take my rings off before i smack my ho's ( cause you dont wanna mess up the goods ) , but let it be known this ho looked like a horse before i slapped her with my rings on.

Needless to say next day bitch brought me my money. But i had to slap her again cause her ugly face only brought me 100 dollars.

Anyways... sometimes its just hard to be a pimp.

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Yo man, if my ho's piss me off I just cut their fucking tits off!!!

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Shit man, you fuck with the goods? I never mess the goods up. You gotta keep your ho's looking fine so you can roll in the dough.

Now what you do is ya cut the man titties off of your rival pimp. Then you shave his fro and hang it off a light post for the other pimps to see that you are the main man in town.

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Or I send my ho's out on a penis snatchin pimp crashin' expose...

I treat my ho's like...

Fuck, basically they just scare the shit out of everyone.

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You win, Talkc. You fucking win.

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FUCK!!!

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Jasoco wrote:

You win, Talkc. You fucking win.

Quoted for Posterity.  And the Truth. And Chicken.

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FUCK HO'S!!!

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The Blood Drive is a pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula and his night slaves. broodwich1

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Jasoco wrote:

The Blood Drive is a pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula and his night slaves. broodwich1

As well as Heinz ketchup (catsup), who use it as a thinner in their product.

They won't admit it, but there are only 56 kinds of tomatos in their ketchup.

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I like donating blood, if you don't eat it's like a free high.

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Jasoco wrote:

The Blood Drive is a pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula and his night slaves. broodwich1

That episode was on last night  lol

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I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR EPISODES!!!

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Erik wrote:

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR EPISODES!!!

Speaking of episodes... seems like you're having one.

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Crackdown tomorrow big_smile

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Today actually ( For me .. its already 1 50 am ).

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Crackdown won't interest me until the Halo 3 beta is released.

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You dont know what your missing.

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Crackdown is pretty sick.  I would have gotten it but my 360 drive just broke.  At least there are warranties... Maybe I'll even get the quieter disc drive in it this time.

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Clark wrote:

Crackdown won't interest me until the Halo 3 beta is released.

Too bad by then you won't be able to get into the beta since the invitation is only in the first shipment of Crackdown.

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No it's not. That's what people believed, but I read a thing on IGN that was straight from Bungie.

All you need is the Crackdown disc to download and play it. It's not just the first shipment either, you can wait a month if you want. Either way, it doesn't matter, I work at Hollywood Video and we get free rentals so I'll just keep rechecking it out to myself until I get tired of playing it.

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Link me because this is what I read to make believe what i said is true.

http://www.bungie.net/News/TopStory.aspx?link=h3betaz

If you didn

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That is a true statement, but it doesn't mean only the launch copies.

IGN wrote:

Some have mistakenly been lead to believe that only a select number of copies of Crackdown will contain Halo3 beta invites. This is not true.

A Microsoft representative confirmed to IGN that every copy of the initial run of Crackdown includes an invite to the Halo 3 beta. If you want in on the beta (and didn't earn an invite by other means), purchase a copy of Crackdown on February 20 and you'll be set. You can even purchase a copy on February 21 or even March 15 and still be in the clear.

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Yeah but what exactly does "every copy of the initial run" mean...It's all confusing...Either way I got mine.

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Haha. I don't know. Is there any special code on the invite that you need? Our copies didn't have those slips in them, but I read on IGN that you just need the disc to download and play the Halo 3 beta.

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No there is no special code...When you go into crackdown there is a download new content thing and there it says to come back later for Halo 3 beta.

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Yeah, then why does it matter about the specially marked packages and the invites and crap? I should be able to use a copy from work, shouldn't I?

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Clark wrote:

Yeah, then why does it matter about the specially marked packages and the invites and crap? I should be able to use a copy from work, shouldn't I?

I believe so...

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Luke, at that speed are we going to be able to pull out in time?
Negative, it didn't go in, it just impacted on the surface.
You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!

I never noticed the sexual innuendo in that scene before...

It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

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I got bored tonight, reformatted the hard drive on my laptop and installed the newest Ubuntu.

Hurrah, runs so much better than Windows.

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The very center and bottom of Hell, trapped in the ice at the waist, howls Satan himself.  He is Lucifer, The Devil, Dis, the Father of Lies, and here he's encased in an eternally frozen tomb, powerless.  In the medieval view, Satan is not running amock in our lives, causing chaos on earth, tempting us to evil--the souls in Hell have freely chosen Sin, Hell, and Death of thier own accord.

Satan is the symbol of all of Hell and of all that is evil.  He betrayed God himself and waged a war in Heaven.  Since God is the Almighty, Satan lost and he and all his followers were cast down into this forsaken place forever.  Satan had no more power then, while in Heaven, he was an angel of the Lord.  Therefore, Satan is not opposite to God (that would assume he has his own power); Satan is opposite of Michael the Archangel.

Now, Satan is no longer a beautiful angel, but a horrific mockery of everything that is sacred.  He has three faces, mocking the Holy Trinity.  He has six wings, the form of a bat's wings.  He has six eyes, and three chins.  Set these numbers side by side and you get 666.

In each of his mouths, Satan chews endlessly on a sinner--three in all.  On one side, Brutus is the sinner; on the opposite side is Cassius.  These are the two men who betrayed and killed Julius Caesar.

In the middle mouth, Satan chews on one more sinner, Judas Iscariot--the man who betrayed Jesus.

As Satan flaps his wings, in a futile attempt to escape, the wind he produces only freezes the ice around him more, trapping him worse and worse for all time.

Dante's Inferno

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Go on.

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That's it. The final circle of Hell.

Strange though, I never thought to picture Satan as being trapped himself, epecially in ice. I am spoiled by the general "Hell is full of fire and the devil rules all" thing you see on TV and movies.

Click the link, it's pretty interesting.

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Haha, dude, I've read Dante's Inferno. Haven't you?

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Nope. Haven't. Just found that link. Good for you. I'm busy watching Aqua Teen. ignignot

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What did you read in high school?

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Let's see.. in 7th grade we did Island of the Blue Dolphins.. um.. and not much else. Elementary school we read more than I did in all of 7th through 12th grade. Actually, the last 5 years of school for me were a cakewalk.

I never got to read the good big stories. When I was a kid I read all the time. All the time. (It was all I could do really. No computers and not a big video gamer yet.) But high school kind of ended my reading spree. That and I discovered computers and the joy of gaming and LEGO's and other construction sets so I pretty much dropped out of reading. Never really got back into it.

I would like to, I'd love to read some of the big books like the Harry Potter books, the original Chocolate Factories and Oz novels, but I find myself distracted too easily. And I never make it through. I never got passed chapter 2 of Jurassic Park and am slowly making it through the second book of Hitchhikers Guide. The one series I really want to finish.

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i enjoy the harry potter books and am not ashamed to admit it. They are 1000 times better than the movies and I would give my left nut to read the final book right now.

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fuck chemistry!

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ha I agree but I'm in more of a fuck calculus mindset right now. (I just failed the second exam.)

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somebody explained why it always says we have a lot of guests but that's a pretty high number. i refreshed and it went down to 4.

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Those 11 guests are my posse. They ride with me.

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Jasoco wrote:

Let's see.. in 7th grade we did Island of the Blue Dolphins.. um.. and not much else. Elementary school we read more than I did in all of 7th through 12th grade. Actually, the last 5 years of school for me were a cakewalk.

I never got to read the good big stories. When I was a kid I read all the time. All the time. (It was all I could do really. No computers and not a big video gamer yet.) But high school kind of ended my reading spree. That and I discovered computers and the joy of gaming and LEGO's and other construction sets so I pretty much dropped out of reading. Never really got back into it.

I would like to, I'd love to read some of the big books like the Harry Potter books, the original Chocolate Factories and Oz novels, but I find myself distracted too easily. And I never make it through. I never got passed chapter 2 of Jurassic Park and am slowly making it through the second book of Hitchhikers Guide. The one series I really want to finish.

I'm gonna guess they didn't have AP classes when you were in high school. Either that or you didn't take them. Or your school sucked.

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Probably a little bit of both. The first one and the last one.

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err I tried to tell you that on the way down here. I assumed you knew something I didn't.
ignignot I did know something I didn't.. but it wasn't that.

err Man, I feel weird..
ignignot Quiet, Err. I'm transmitting rage.

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well maybe he has GIO Third Party Property Insurance!

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Pretty much the most classy comic strip ever methinks.

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"And then a yeti stepped on my back."

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
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that's from the same guy who created "Shoes." he's pretty funny

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i don't know how many of you guys saw this but it's pretty damn funny. please embed

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I just saw that about an hour ago.  Shampoo mohawks rule!

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Saw it on NeoGAF. So funny...

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I dont get it...

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The man standing is Shiguru Miyamoto. The creator of Mario, Luigi and Link.

The people in the suits are from Mega64.

It's so cool that Shiggy agree'd to do that. He's a great guy. It was a promo for their New SMB DS game.

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Oh, see i learned something new today!

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Yea that was just awesome. I love the look on Miyamoto's face.

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So somebody modified one of Cyriak Harris's creations to include a Star Trek Night at the Roxbury reference?

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That's what it looks like. I just wanna know.. WTF is with the Beetle with the AT-AT legs? LOL

I have more just so you know... wink

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The AT-AT Beetle is the creation of a common B3ta user named Cyriak Harris. He is a mini web celeb for his bizzare animations.

You can see his site here: http://www.cyriak.co.uk/

He also has videos on Youtube. His Animation mix has over 800k views, and is a compilation of most if not all the Gifs he has made for B3ta.

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So THATS what is under there....

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Courtesy..

I love the first one. I didn't get it at first.

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haha those are all fuckin great!

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I forgot all about this thread. I really haven't been around much lately, been real busy.

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I cut my hair tonight.

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Alfalfa....

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Side view cause Talkc wanted it:

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Oh yea... thats the stuff ( HOT!!!! )


...j/k big_smile

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I'm letting my hair grow until I can have a pony tail...

That's what I want, a fucking pony tail.

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alex wrote:

I cut my hair tonight.

Punk rawk.

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Yeah, I'm high again.

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did you... um... make that.  Cuz i can understand that the person who made that was high, but other than that i dont get it...

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Yeah, I made it, and now that I'm not high, I don't get it.

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the next time your high, could you explain it.... please?

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Erik wrote:

Yeah, I made it, and now that I'm not high, I don't get it.

I get it, and I don't see how it needs explaining.  saget

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It just keeps getting better every time I watch it.

between the click of the light
and the start of the dream

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alex wrote:

for talkc

You will pay for that.

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erik that movie was EPIC

more, please

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this is a great video but I can't for the life of me get the motherfucker to post right. please help

Fixed by Jasoco

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he he he he.... classic.

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haha a "pee-cee"

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Has my fame preceded me, or was I too quick for it?

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What in the hell!!! Was that Will Ferrel? That is hilarious!

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yeah it was will farrel

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Mother's Day is coming. heart

CHR$(77)=>"MANY THINGS SHE GAVE ME"
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Here is some randomness: Why does every water temple in a Zelda game have to be so damn frustrating? I was literally up until 3 a.m last night trying to be the Lakebed Temple in Twilight Princess.  (I refuse to use guides).  The funny thing is, I made it to the next temple today, and though there are some tricky little puzzles it's not impossible and I'll probably beat it later tonight.

On another note, the game is amazing, even though I'm playing it on the trusty Gamecube instead of the Wii. I feel I must beat the last great game of the this console generation before moving on to the next, and needless to say, Nintendo did an incredible job. I had gotten to the water temple during Christmas break and just never had time to start playing again.

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