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Me Back about half a year ago...

Me a year ago.

ACE

this is what my imac sees right now:

I'm lazy... if you want to look at my picture its right..... 
<------------------ there!

sweet hair jasoco!

All my pics are about 2 years old but I still preety much look the same except my hair is longer and I shave often.

I'm too damn sexy, it should be a crime to look this good

If I posted my ugly mug, you'd change your tune M'Lady.

Well, unfortunately you just stuck yourself with the rusty knife on that one.

You've just been forced to show us that mug... NOW, before you think of your rights!!!

Spoken like a true buddy

I mean, why do you think I use purty avies? I am a fugly bugger.

Pretty much the most disgusting post ever made here...

Ever.

You get Karma!

Hey!  Im so hot that if you were gay, youd be all over me!

I just thought of something.... Clark... How old are you????

Cause you look so... innocent... its adorable!!!!!!  lol... sorry, but you look like my next door neighbor.....  only hes 15... but yeah, its cute!!!!!!!

Yeah man, it sucks being called cute.

When a girl tells me I'm cute, it tells me that she wants to be friends, when a girl tells me I'm not, she's telling me to take her clothes off.

By the way ladies, I'm 18...

No way dude, it looks awsome

People have called me cute all my life. Just not the right people. Teachers (Female of course.), older people. Never a young girl around my age. Figures, doesn't it?

I really want to get rid of these glasses. Really do.

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

But you don't wear them all the time. I'd settle for only needing then when reading like my Mom and Brother do. Not all the time like my Dad.

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

Priests? I hope so cuz apparently you can get away with murder if you were molested by a priest these days.

The user formerly known as Chalupacabra
scientology

How do you know they aren't?

Also, I did get propositioned once.. by a male customer who asked me "Would you like to have a three-way with us?"

The answer of course was no. It would be for you too if you saw his wife.... and three kids... and him.

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

Get contact lenses. They're the way to go.

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread

I edited my post to make your pun less funny.

Oh yeah, and, +karma for Bryton for the compliment.

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread

The Rock.

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

Why are you really white???? I dont get it????

I have 11 so i'm totally proud!  I dont care what it is i just know that its better to have more than less.

I dont like karma!  ...whatever it is.  How do I get less?

Ah!  You bastard!  GIVE IT BACK!

Uh... what is (was?) karma anyway?  Whyd it go bye bye?  Will I miss it?  Im hungry...  Is that a ball of yarn I see?!?  *Runs off after yarn*

I would join in the fun, but my camera sucks and I barely, if anything, have no light in my room.  I live in a cave.

I care about leather cop outfits

Ah the horror!  ...or not

Good bye.

I need to find a pic to put up.

Im getting my haircut tomorrow. I will see about getting a picture of me.

Im still gonna have my funky patchy irish beard.

I know. It's almost like I planned it that way. Of course it's really because it's the best way for me to get lighting on my face in this room without the use of a flash.

I'm thinking of doing what someone else on Flickr/YouTube did and photograph myself every day. He did it for a year. I'll do it until my next haircut. Let's see how long I can go.

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

Jasoco, you will look a lot cooler if you get rid of the gigantic glasses.

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread

Must be that time to cut your hair...

before (I was so tired when i took this):

after:

I always let my hair grow longer than I like then cut it shorter than I like.  I am considering growing it back long, though.  Last time I let it get down to my nose, maybe down to my chin this time.

Wish I could grow my goatee back...

the things i do aren't quite that stupid though...
most of the stupid things i do qualify as extreme sports.

most of the stupid things steve-o does qualify as retarded...

I prefer your tall hair.

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread

Avatar isn't me, it's a guy named David Crowder.  Really nice guy.  He's my avatar because we're both worship leaders (he's a bit bigger than me ) and I've been told I look like him before.

I can't grow my goatee because my job won't allow it.  There dress code is straight out of the 50's.  I have to wear crew socks, the only facial hair I'm allowed is a mustache trimmed above the corners of my lip, etc.  I'm working on quitting (again...)

Must....resist...saying something....not to get....banned....urk...........................*pop*

Oh well I didnt need tho brin celz anyay.

Very NICE Erik... I feel all nice and pervy LOL Oh well, were I but able to achive what good genes & youth has bestoed upon thee.......*le Sigh*

No kidding.....I want one like that!...and perhaps to look like that aswell.

see, erik, now all you're doing is reminding me how pissed off that i can't workout is this town...

i should explain that.  it's easy to find somewhere to lift here, but lifting isn't my thing.  i need a pool.  i used to swim two miles a day in about an hour, which is an incredible workout.  i get frustrated with weights because it feels so inefficient to me... like i could work on my biceps with weights, or i could work an entire muscle set over my whole body with swimming.  though, there are muscle sets that do get missed while swimming... like i don't do much butterfly at all, so i don't do too much ab work, and swimming works the back of your arms more than the front, so you have beastly triceps and not so much in the biceps.

still.  i want to swim and get back in shape.

A blast from 9 years ago.

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

Does that poster behind you say "Good Poop" backwards?

Oh, I see... (smell?)

Maybe in 2 years or so, eh?

I keed. I keed. Not really, but seriously.

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

DAMN!  That rat bastard!

I hate to be the one to say this... but you are probably the only person on the board who thinks thats a bad thing.

Indeed you have, TalkC... Indeed you have

I can respect that.  Jus' dont be suckin' no toes!

Heck yes... the girl tummy is ridiculously sexy.  I have two different standards though.  If I don't know the girl, it's a straight up shallow view, entirely physical, because I obviously know nothing of the girl.  Once I know the girl though, personality is so much more attractive than physical stuff, so then for me it becomes mostly about the smile, because that communicates so much about their personality.

So basically, the physically hot one's get the double looks, but the one's that are cool inside are the girlfriend material.

Not to say that I'm not a bit shallow, I think just about everyone is.  Everyone has physical features that they find attractive or not attractive, and it's hard to reconcile the unattractive things with a great personality.  I have great respect  for the people who date the butt ugly girls that have an amazing personality, because I don't think I'm good enough to do the same.  They are truly the bigger man.

halloween   raided my closet.

Or a good humpin'

Amen.

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread

That looks awesome. Hee hee I had all my fun on Sunday...no parties or anything tonight.

I wish I had that outfit...

On Mary, without the clothes. She just needs the tail, horns, and pitchfork.

Shh...she doesn't exist.

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread

I'll give you guys a picture... The only picture I have of her is on my phone. I'll bluetooth it to my Mac, then upload it, and give it to you guys.

And wow, that picture looks like shit. I'll get her to send me a good picture tonight and I'll let you guys see. But yeah, that's my Mary.

Well that is the picture quality of her phone. I can take pictures up to...

1280x1024

Well, that's with my Sony Ericsson Z520a.

My Razr is on sale on eBay, but it takes pictures up to 640x480 but they are pretty good quality.

I'd rather have a phone take pictures at 640x480 and have them good quality, than have pictures 1280x1024 at shitty quality.

Cingular.

'Nough said. Largest wireless company in the states, best deals, most reliable. You don't need anything else.

Ah yes, but go with Cingular.

Ba-zing!

My phone takes pictures at 640x480 in bad quality.

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread

Boobs are always an issue!

OH JESUS CHRIST MY EYES!!!!  *face melts like in Raiders of the Lost Ark*

that's because the z520's don't actually take pictures at 1280x1024, the biggest they take is 640x480 and then enlarge it.  i have the same phone, i don't even bother with the camera.

the ericsson cameras i've seen are terrible, i've been much happier with motorolla's phone's pictures.  the other thing that i think motorolla does better is the calendar, but i'd take an ericsson on everything else.

Yeah I know, I don't ever really use the camera on the Z520a, but I know it's just extended 640x480.

I like the z520a because it's got 20MB of memory, which is actually quite a bit for a cell phone, internal anyways. I hate how Motorola doesn't use much memory with any of their phones. You'd think a $250 phone, such as the Razr or Pebl would have atleast 20-60MB of memory for videos, pictures, and ringtones, yet you get 8MB.

I have over 30 ringtones on my Z520a, lots of pictures, and lots of videos. Usually with my camera I just take pictures at 320x240 at high quality, I very rarely take the pictures off of my phone, so if I'm just going to look at pictures on my phone, I don't need them at 640x480.

Your right... no one cares...

OK here is a more "normal?" set of pix.....I am far from purty but I never claimed to be.

For an ugly mut I can be quite the cam-whore

are you coughing in the bottom center pic?