Support the Canadian 2010 Seal Hunt!

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

ClubASeal is still around. He's on AIM mostly but I don't think he visits here anymore.

I will support the hunt!

10 Proofs Sealing is Good

1.  Seals are cute and defenseless, therefore, they must be clubbed...therefore, seal clubbing is good.

2.  Seal meat makes good dog food and human food if you like dog food, therefore, seals should be clubbed.

3.  Seal oil is rich in Omega-3 fatty acids and are made into seal oil capsules, therefore, seal clubbing is good.

4.  Seal pelts make lovely fur garments and accessories, therefore, seals should be clubbed and skinned.

5.  Seal penises are sold in asian markets as an aphrodesiac, which equals more sex which equals seal clubbing is good.

6.  Canadian Inuit Aboriginals (native or "indian" people) depend on seal meat for food for both them and their sledding dogs, seal oil for lamp fuel, and bones for hunting.  It is an Aboriginal tradition to hunt seals, therefore, seals should be clubbed.

7.  Seals overbreed and overpopulate and dessimate their own food sources until starvation.  It has been documented and affirmed by many organizations.  They are not endangered.  They are cute, but that's irrelevant.  Therefore, seals should be clubbed.

8.  Seals pelts are in demand by hotshots like Prada and Versace, therefore, they should be clubbed for their pelts.

9.  The hakapik or club is an effiecient tool to humanely end a seal's life.  Therefore, it is pefectly acceptable for seals to be clubbed.

10.  Number 10, therefore, seals shall be clubbed.

Wooooooo! Company.

Now yesterday I went shopping (well, followed my gf shopping) and the mall has about 5 pharmacies and a GNC.  I went to each store and asked if they sold seal oil capsules.  None did and one actually told me that I was a barbarian to ask for such a thing and demanded I leave the store...no joke.

It was hilarious though.

Haha, that's really cheap.

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread