The Epitomy of Drunkiness (Page 4 of 5)

I only had to drive 4.3 miles tonight, I actually reset my trip meter, but anyways... yeah, I had to drive home tonight, and I don't even remember it.

I remember getting in my truck, lighting a cigarette and then arriving at my house. Nothing in between. It's amazing really, I have to give myself a pat on the back.

Clark's right.

Yeah, I found out they were on Oprah because that story is the basis for the song Limousine by my favorite band, Brand New.

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread

Is home-made hard strawberry lemonade a girly drink?

Cuz I like it. I like it a lot. And I don't care who knows.

Actually, that was a lie. Don't tell anybody.

Just drink beer man. You can drink a lot of beer and while you're still going to be drunk, you're going to be in much better shape than the guy drinking hard shit next to you all night.

Ya, that is normally my M.O. , I just decided to try some hard lemonade cause I had the stuff to make it.

haha that was random, when i have time i'm gonna go through and read all the stupid shit written in this thread

do me right now

Even though this has nothing to do with alcohol, and it's not random, and we don't hav a stream thread just for chatting so I'l post here.

I just went into work... three and a half hours early. Fortunately the store is set up so the front end people are far away from the direct path from the front doors to the break room. I was in and out like a ninja.

But I stopped for a second to think about whether or not I should just start early. Of course I'd only do it if they shifted my hours earlier. Let me leave earlier.

I decided to just come back home. I now have three hours before work. Should I sleep or stay up...? Hmmm...

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

what the fuck? why would you go in 3 1/2 hours early? common sense is lacking in this thread

HHC 1/325 AIR 2nd BCT 82nd Airborne Division

what the hell is going on?

I should have been more clear, but it's obvious. I thought I was supposed to work at 11.

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

bump

(almost exactly 1 year later)

i went to chicago this morning, just got back now and im going to school tomorrow. im not drunk, but after a day like today, i should be

Yes, tell us a story uncle D

I'm bumping this for JUSTICE.

So in Lansing there is a minor league baseball team, the Lugnuts. They do a Thirsty Thursday promotion every Thursday with $2 beers. I went last week because they play MSU in a "Crosstown Showdown". MSU ended up winning like 11-2. And somehow I missed every play of baseball besides a homerun lol.

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Tomorrow I was going again but this time with people from my work. I thought it would be fun to hang out with some of them outside of work. The weather was bad earlier this week so the games got rained out. So what happens is DOUBLE HEADER ON THIRSTY THURSDAY. The first game starts at 6:05 and so the 2nd game probably won't start till 9-9:30. This is going to be a test of my endurance to last that long (:shock:). I think it's gonna be incredibly awesome. Drinking and organized sports. What could be better. I just hope I don't get fired from my job somehow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

There watch that. I STILL don't know how to embed videos.

BTW the lansing lugnuts lost both games. I was wasted by 9:30.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM "STILL ALIVE"

I guess I didn't put too much thought into it

Yes the tags work Jav

thats why the age should be lowered and the punishment for drunk driving be more severe. it works in UK, germany, etc. however they do have more public transit. 21 is way too old though.

now your getting the idea

"Anything off the trolley, dear?"
"I'm set, thanks."
"...We'll take the lot!"

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread

Yes. It was.

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

I just got a DWI...

I was moving my car from a timed spot to a parking lot less than 100 feet away.

I blew a .23

You think I should be in jail for 30 days? Cunt.

Of course, I decided to get in the car, turn it on, and proceed to the right turn directly in front of me, so yes, technically I deserve to be punished.

Do I deserve 30 days in jail? HA!!!

Funny thing is, my fines were $400. My license will be suspended for 120 days, but it gets better, I can drive every day of the week (yes, even Saturday and Sunday) between 6AM-9PM.

OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS OVAR!!!!

Yes, I believe the drinking age should be lowered. If for no other reason to decrease binge drinking. Kids here think it's a huge deal to be able to drink, and so they drink as much as possible when available.

I spent six months in Germany and they had no idea why us Americans wanted to drink so much when we were drinking.

For us to say "ALRIGHT NO DRINKING UNTIL 21" then give them free reigns does not seem right. In Germany if you get a DWI you ARE going to jail for more than 6 hours.

My post didn't make a whole lot of sense because it's a bit scattered, but whatever. Much love GP.

Clark, out of curiosity, do you support gun control laws?

I hate gun control. Well, not gun control in general, but the way they portray it is pitiful...

The thing is, the people they are trying to keep guns away from (gang members, etc) are going to have guns whether or not they are legal.

The only people they are hurting are us. I'm 20 years old, I'll be 21 in October. I own five handguns and six rifles.

When I turn 21 I'm going to get my concealed carry permit, then I am going to have a pistol on my at all times. Why? I don't need one, but because it's my goddamn right since I live in this country.

When you need to?

i never will understand gun nuts. Why do you need to have multiple guns? Why do you need to be constantly armed? I am glad I live in illinois, we have the strictest gun laws in the US.

Not saying I'm a gun nut, because really I'm not. I just enjoy shooting shit for the hell of it.

But lets just say somebody breaks into your house, do you not feel you have the right to disable the intruder?

Sure, baseball bat, whatever, but when push comes to shove, a firearm is by far the best thing to have on your side.

So anyways. Yesterday I awoke from a sound sleep and looked at the clock. It was 6 O'clock. A few seconds before, the sound that woke me, was my mother yelling at something. I was freaked. I had slept the whole day away! It was bright as day outside. I was bummed.

But at the same time I didn't know how it could happen.

I jumped out of bed and had to confirm the time. It was 6AM. Not 6PM. And the yelling was part of a dream. The dream woke me from a sound sleep. Of which I had currently only slept 4 hours, but wasn't that tired at that point. I actually felt like I had slept all day.

Needless to say I was happy I hadn't missed the whole day. But it was freaky. I had to confirm on my phone clock. 6AM. Not PM. I went back to sleep... and slept until 1PM.

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

It's happened before. Sometimes when I'd be working that day, I'd wake up and look at the clock, my eyes would see one number but it was a different one. I'd freak out thinking it was way later than it was. I got all the way dressed one day before realizing I didn't have to work for 2 more hours.

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

That's all of our threads.

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread

+1 for the drunk guy

thats fucking amazing

Okay, I have noted it in my record.

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

Erik my records indicate that you are permanently drunk.

the dumb beer wench was a dumb bitch so I only paid $3 for a shit ton of beer

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha

I prefer alcohol. I tried the smoking thing and it just wasn't for me.

None.

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread

Alcohol. But I don't get enough chances to drink it. I've been drunk twice. Neither time did I come to a computer and post anything though. Nor did I do any drunk dialing. But it was an interesting feeling and I really want to explore it more.

Never smoked either. And don't want to. But I honestly don't care if someone else does. I have no opinion.

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

i see there is a couple of really big lakes to the east and west of mt. home. looks like a good time i guess, lol. can't really tell from satellite.

lol jason you discovered alcohol about 15 years after most guys your age.

Jasoco you should play more drinking games.

What'd you drink? Beer? I never really feel drunk after drinking beer, only buzzed....Drink something harder and you won't be saying that

Jagermeister is my drink, you should try it if you haven't already.

QFT

first it's all like do dododod dod dod ododod, then all of a sudden it's !!!!WAH WWAH! WAH !DODOD WHAAAAAA!!!!!!

I love that scene. Notice he's just jabbing at the keys foreshadowing the episode when he actually loses his hand.

At my reunion I had a beer, a Long Island Iced Tea and four shots of various things. And those only got me to the "I am aware of stuff going on, but am doing things without thinking and it feels so awesome" point.

Saturday night I stopped drinking at 6PM because I just couldn't take anymore. They tried to get me to do a Keg Stand but I just didn't feel up to it. Maybe a few hours earlier when I was still inebriated I would have said yes. But by that point I just didn't want it anymore.

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

I don't drink hard stuff as much anymore. If I do, it's just to pre-game when I'll have 3-4 shots.

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo havent drunk since last year and its a fuckin monday night EPIC WIN. i have class tomorrow so FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS

i was, bad idea all around i deserve it

Say what motherfucker?

i agree w/briguy and clark

...

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread

There are different fraternities for a reason. There are some of them that I'll never go around.

PSS

ERIK YOU ARE A MANSLUT

Oh, you recreational drug users...

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread

If I could avoid caffeine then I would be completely drug free. Well, aside from ibuprofen, etc. But I love Coke Zero. And chocolate.

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread

I'm not allowed to have torrent programs on the computer using the apartment's internet so is there another way i can download episodes. No viruses please. I've been looking online for streaming episodes but i can't find anything.

Is that a question or a statement?

"I even get my age wrong sometimes."  -CheesyBread

Watch Season 2 and 3 of Dexter, then wait for Season 4.

It's gonna be off da hook.

“One of the most prominent icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispelling all arguments in favor of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

http://www.hulu.com/

I think they have Dexter on there.

I must be dumb because I can't figure it out. I tried looking through the website but can't get episodes to work.

I still don't see anywhere to watch the full episode. I see 2 links for previews, and then a summary about the episode.

http://www.freeonlineepisodes.net/watch … -for-free/

scroll down click a season then episode let me know if it works i tried an episode from season 1 and it did

haha I was looking for this thread and couldn't find it for some reason... Be sure to come back when you're in the right state of mind.

I plan on getting super drunk this Sunday, so much so I don't remember who wins. I'm going to ask people at school on Monday.

The game...

Condenseder Bowl!

I never plan to watch it, always do watch it, and enjoy it, and never remember which team even played by next year. I'm such a football fan!

That sounds like a good idea.

How hot do you get your wings?

The hotter the better.

I saw this habanero pizza on Man vs Food. I so want to try it.

My roommate LOOOOOVVVEESSS Frank's hot sauce; I maintain it's only good with wings. He eats it on everything, even mexican... I can't stand it with mexican though...

I need to get me some of that stuff.

My gf bought me a bottle of wine yesterday for Vday.

It's the first time I've ever drank red wine and it's good...  Wine plus Food plus Halo Legends is what I'm doing tonight.

Yeah, I'm on my 4th glass. It doesn't make me feel full like beer does.